Things Stoned People Say
ong>ISong>BN: , SKU: , AUTHOR: Carter, Morton, PUBLong>ISong>HER: Skyhorse Publong>isong>hong>inong>g, Chances are you don't remember ong>whatong> you said when you were high, which ong>isong> a shame, because it was probably ong>inong>credibly deep and enlightenong>inong>g (or possibly dumb and ong>inong>crimong>inong>atong>inong>g, but we'll give you ong>theong> benefit of ong>theong> doubt). Fortunately, ong>theong> guy sittong>inong>g ong>inong> ong>theong> corner was scribblong>inong>g your brilliant words on napkong>inong>s and textong>inong>g ong>theong>m to Magnolia Johnson for posterity: "You have friends ong>inong> high places. I just have high friends." "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?" "Make me unweird." "Violence ong>isong> never ong>theong> answer, man. Unless ong>theong> question ong>isong> 'ong>whatong> ong>isong> never ong>theong> answer?'" "You know ong>whatong> would make a great book, man? ong>Theong> hong>isong>tory of tits." "ong>Theong>re's no fake monkey teeth. I looked that up, too." "No matter how long you live, you're dead a lot longer." ong>Inong> ong>theong> spirit of Thong>inong>gs Drunk People Say, ong>theong> stumblong>inong>g, ong>inong>triguong>inong>g, nonsensical but hilarious words are enhanced with creative, origong>inong>al art and publong>isong>hed for ong>theong> ong>worldong> to see (don't worry, ong>theong> quotes are long>isong>ted anonymously). You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder why ong>theong> hell you're ever sober when you're clearly much more ong>inong>terestong>inong>g when you're stoned. Why didn't anyone thong>inong>k of thong>isong> before?